It has been a long day. Let me correct that. It has been a long month. I have been on the road, traveling for business, for the last three weeks. When I was younger, going away and staying in a hotel for a week at a time had a certain allure. It was different and fun. I am now older and whereas I don’t truly dislike traveling, the novelty has worn off. Besides, after three weeks in a row – well, let’s just say I would rather be home.
After being in a classroom all day there is a strong temptation just to go back to the hotel, have dinner and watch TV or be on the computer for the evening. This grows sort of thin after a couple of nights. In an effort to keep myself sane and stave off lethargy, I have taken to going down to the hotel’s exercise room after work and walking on the treadmill before dinner.
This hotel’s exercise room is similar to most others. It boasts an assortment of high-tech equipment, the majority of which I find somewhat intimidating. The treadmill is about all I am interested in. Tonight when I walk in there is a lone, attractive, young woman jogging on one of the treadmills. I choose a machine on the other side of the room from her and start on a brisk walk. (I don’t care much for running on treadmills. I like to run outside – at my own pace. If I do it on a treadmill I always feel as if the machine is taking me for a run.) Shortly after I start walking, a young man comes in, pauses and then chooses the treadmill right next to the woman. He smiles and nods at her. In his 20’s he looks fit and well muscled. He is dressed in expensive looking workout clothes that seem more suited to a night on the town than working up a sweat. Almost immediately, he cranks to treadmill up to a pace much faster than the woman’s and starts running. It is clear to me he is trying to impress her. He runs flat out for about 30 seconds. Missing a step he loses his balance and goes flying off the back of the treadmill. It is a truly impressive fall – one that would qualify for the “agony of defeat” film clip on the old Wide World of Sports TV show. It lands him in a heap against the far wall. I have visions of having to call 911 to get an ambulance. Both the woman and I jump off to see if he is hurt but he stands up almost immediately, mumbles what may be an apology and hastily leaves. The woman and I can do little more than shrug at each other and get back on our respective machines. The woman finishes her run a short while later. As she is leaving, she turns to me and says “that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time”. I guess he did impress her – just not in the way he hoped. Guys: Let’s be carefull out there.





